Cookroaches

Here is my FAVORITE essay response ever:

"One day, when I was cooking a lunch, tragedy attacked me. Don’t appear big and brack something is coming out of refrigerator. I was struck dumb with astonishment. Brack that as cookroach. Battle was started with that then. My right hand have a newspaper and my left hand have insecticide. I was spraying at the enemy. But the enemy run under the refrigerator again. One story if you find that one, then, there are 20-30 cookroachs in the house can not be seen. May be my house is dominated by cookroachs. I can’t sleep every night that I was very horrible. " -Junior in High School Level (Japanese Student)